Bimmiggov is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic gerbil.

Bimmiggov created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bimmiggov, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bimmiggov, she will laugh at you.

Bimmiggov's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bimmiggov's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.