Dadnutbot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish camel.

Dadnutbot created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadnutbot, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dadnutbot, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dadnutbot's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dadnutbot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect six zinc sculptures of Dadnutbot on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.