Wabqueegpid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm warg.

Wabqueegpid created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabqueegpid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wabqueegpid, it will strike you with lightening.

Wabqueegpid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Wabqueegpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Worship no other gods but Wabqueegpid.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.