Fassatlim is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, calm snake.

Fassatlim created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fassatlim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fassatlim, she will turn you into a mole.

Fassatlim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fassatlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Run away if four mites approach from the east.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.