Tammitnar is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent unicorn.

Tammitnar created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tammitnar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tammitnar, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tammitnar's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tammitnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.