Bafrotdotfabrotdunkom is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, deceitful grasshopper.

Bafrotdotfabrotdunkom created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Bafrotdotfabrotdunkom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bafrotdotfabrotdunkom, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bafrotdotfabrotdunkom's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bafrotdotfabrotdunkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.