Barnmithog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced mouse.

Barnmithog created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Barnmithog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Barnmithog, she will ignore you.

Barnmithog's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Barnmithog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always obey Barnmithog's priests.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not speak about oranges.