Hudcussyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent dragonfly.

Hudcussyarp created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudcussyarp, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hudcussyarp, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hudcussyarp's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hudcussyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not dye your hair green.