Nadnilltal is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthinking fly.

Nadnilltal created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadnilltal, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nadnilltal, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nadnilltal's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nadnilltal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Worship no other gods but Nadnilltal.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.