Zibyodbabfet is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent otter.

Zibyodbabfet created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zibyodbabfet, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zibyodbabfet, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Zibyodbabfet's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zibyodbabfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Run away if four ants approach from the east.