Kondutfud is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering giraffe.

Kondutfud created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kondutfud, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kondutfud, she will turn you into a worm.

Kondutfud's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kondutfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Retreat if four voles approach from the south.

4. Hide if six squirrels approach from the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Kondutfud.