Huggodtomvin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful rat.

Huggodtomvin created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Huggodtomvin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Huggodtomvin, it will destroy your home planet.

Huggodtomvin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Huggodtomvin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Huggodtomvin.

2. Huggodtomvin loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. You must pray to Huggodtomvin three times a day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never play with disobedient children.