Bogkopfet is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, temperamental mouse.

Bogkopfet created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bogkopfet, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogkopfet, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogkopfet's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bogkopfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bogkopfet on top of all buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.