Middingan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate unicorn.

Middingan created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Middingan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Middingan, it will turn you into a slug.

Middingan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Middingan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.