Sidquill is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome beaver.

Sidquill created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidquill, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sidquill, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sidquill's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sidquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about cell theory.