Flabbasshav is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, strong horse.

Flabbasshav created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabbasshav, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flabbasshav, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flabbasshav's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Flabbasshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Always obey Flabbasshav's priests.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.