Xemvedfetmonwat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, effective manatee.

Xemvedfetmonwat created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xemvedfetmonwat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xemvedfetmonwat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Xemvedfetmonwat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Xemvedfetmonwat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Xemvedfetmonwat loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not kill voles.

4. Always obey Xemvedfetmonwat's priests.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.