Sasdotlen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying wasp.

Sasdotlen created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdotlen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sasdotlen, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sasdotlen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sasdotlen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Never feed strawberries to shrews while wearing green shoes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Never wear indigo coats.