Cinfomgov is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, capable troll.

Cinfomgov created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cinfomgov, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cinfomgov, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cinfomgov's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cinfomgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Never paint your feet violet.

5. Always pray immersed in water.