Labbatmob is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonourable capybara.

Labbatmob created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Labbatmob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Labbatmob, it will destroy your home planet.

Labbatmob's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Labbatmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Retreat if seven mice approach from the south.

5. Always wear indigo.