Quimsin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Quimsin created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quimsin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Quimsin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quimsin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Quimsin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quimsin.

2. Quimsin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not commit murder.