Jannurcundog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring dolphin.

Jannurcundog created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jannurcundog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jannurcundog, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jannurcundog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Jannurcundog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never look at nebulae.