Honstafnibhud is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, irritating armadillo.

Honstafnibhud created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Honstafnibhud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Honstafnibhud, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Honstafnibhud's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Honstafnibhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.