Foncatcat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, compassionate bear.

Foncatcat created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Foncatcat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Foncatcat, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Foncatcat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Foncatcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Do not commit murder.