Banmumlig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, humane mouse.

Banmumlig created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banmumlig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Banmumlig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Banmumlig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Banmumlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.