Art is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent naga.

Art created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Art, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Art, he will turn you into a hamster.

Art's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Art's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must pray to Art eight times a day.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never talk about dolphins.