Ziggonbon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful goose.

Ziggonbon created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Ziggonbon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ziggonbon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ziggonbon's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Ziggonbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.