Flownuttkom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind dryad.

Flownuttkom created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flownuttkom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flownuttkom, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flownuttkom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Flownuttkom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about galaxies.