Sitnarldot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing hamster.

Sitnarldot created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitnarldot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sitnarldot, it will manifest in front of you.

Sitnarldot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sitnarldot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms violet.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.