Bonkpangfarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, prudent guinea pig.

Bonkpangfarn created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkpangfarn, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bonkpangfarn, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bonkpangfarn's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bonkpangfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never bounce near grasshopers.

4. Never paint your neck brown.

5. Bonkpangfarn loves ants, so they must be honoured.