Kopdissrut is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional wren.

Kopdissrut created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Kopdissrut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kopdissrut, he will jump up and down on your head.

Kopdissrut's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kopdissrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kopdissrut.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Run away from fawn otters, for they are unholy.