Sagvanbog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful crocodile.

Sagvanbog created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagvanbog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sagvanbog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sagvanbog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sagvanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. You must pray to Sagvanbog five times a day.

4. Never wear cyan coats.

5. Never talk about fire.