Dagpidcat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody armadillo.

Dagpidcat created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Dagpidcat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dagpidcat, she will make you grow a tail.

Dagpidcat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dagpidcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near doves.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Dagpidcat must be the most important thing in your life.