Tipcanyok is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent raven.

Tipcanyok created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipcanyok, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tipcanyok, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tipcanyok's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tipcanyok's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sing near ducks.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Tipcanyok loves snails, so they must be honoured.