Lidruttvid Flisvansagweghoggomnart is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective wasp.

Lidruttvid Flisvansagweghoggomnart created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidruttvid Flisvansagweghoggomnart, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lidruttvid Flisvansagweghoggomnart, it will turn you into a tree.

Lidruttvid Flisvansagweghoggomnart's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Lidruttvid Flisvansagweghoggomnart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve tortoises, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lidruttvid Flisvansagweghoggomnart.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not take Lidruttvid Flisvansagweghoggomnart's name in vain.

5. Never think about cell theory.