Jadbomren is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong otter.

Jadbomren created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadbomren, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jadbomren, it will be mildly annoyed.

Jadbomren's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jadbomren's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not take Jadbomren's name in vain.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.