Cappityartyog is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, weak lion.

Cappityartyog created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cappityartyog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cappityartyog, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cappityartyog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cappityartyog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always obey Cappityartyog's priests.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not hurt sheep.