Narstraglun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking horse.

Narstraglun created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narstraglun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Narstraglun, it will turn you into a slug.

Narstraglun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Narstraglun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never pour water over plants.