Janhingen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered wyvern.

Janhingen created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Janhingen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Janhingen, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Janhingen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Janhingen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.