Renzimcar Fadgedhak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-confident gerbil.

Renzimcar Fadgedhak created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Renzimcar Fadgedhak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Renzimcar Fadgedhak, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Renzimcar Fadgedhak's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Renzimcar Fadgedhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
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