Binfodpop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable rhinoceros.

Binfodpop created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binfodpop, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Binfodpop, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Binfodpop's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Binfodpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. You must pray to Binfodpop nine times a day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always stare at clouds.