Gumbestzog Dantafquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a large, impressive squid.

Gumbestzog Dantafquaf created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbestzog Dantafquaf, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gumbestzog Dantafquaf, it will remove you from existence.

Gumbestzog Dantafquaf's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gumbestzog Dantafquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Retreat if three mice approach from the south.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.