Pogmanfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, prudent donkey.

Pogmanfly created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogmanfly, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pogmanfly, it will turn you into a plant.

Pogmanfly's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pogmanfly's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect five platinum sculptures of Pogmanfly on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed coconuts to voles while wearing pink corsets.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not eat rice.