Karpanlam is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome warg.

Karpanlam created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karpanlam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Karpanlam, she will send you a sign.

Karpanlam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Karpanlam's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Karpanlam.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about comets.