Gubpangneg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing pigeon.

Gubpangneg created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubpangneg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gubpangneg, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gubpangneg's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gubpangneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. You must love Gubpangneg.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Do not speak about limes.