Nilbotman is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sapient mongoose.

Nilbotman created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilbotman, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nilbotman, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nilbotman's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nilbotman's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help birds.

3. Never paint your face orange.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.