Cunlanjapdissfatrowtancim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy goblin.

Cunlanjapdissfatrowtancim created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunlanjapdissfatrowtancim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cunlanjapdissfatrowtancim, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cunlanjapdissfatrowtancim's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cunlanjapdissfatrowtancim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.