Godbopbug is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unjust hamster.

Godbopbug created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godbopbug, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Godbopbug, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Godbopbug's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Godbopbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Godbopbug loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about planets.