Gar is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless hydra.

Gar created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Gar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gar, it will destroy your home planet.

Gar's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gar's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.