Tundinpan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured hummingbird.

Tundinpan created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Tundinpan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tundinpan, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tundinpan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tundinpan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the south.

2. Never paint your face magenta.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Feed all hungry mites.